Off The Rails

 Off The Rails

by Clive Cuffler, staff reporter

It was reported this week that there was a train slowdown on the outskirts of town. Local farmer Henry Soowee reported that one of his pigs had escaped, creating quite the stressful moment when it was discovered on the CN mainline. Fortunately the Engineer had spotted the pig soon enough that he could slow the train down, allowing the massive porker to slowly waddle off the tracks before any serious injury could occur. Both Mr. Soowee and his pig Charlie returned home safely, grateful that his future as a stud could continue for at least one more year.

As a side note both are eagerly awaiting the local fair where Charlie will be entered into the most amazing pig category. Best of luck to all.