Mysterious Post Holes Appear
September 1 2022
Over the past few days mysterious post holes have popped up in the middle of roads throughout the township. The holes are uniformly 3 feet deep and 8 inches wide. Please be aware of them when you are walking or riding. Please steer your dogs away from them so they don’t fall into the hole. The Township offices were engaged for a comment. Susie Q Parker, Town Clerk, is mystified. “These holes have been brought to our attention. We have called the police and they are investigating. It’s costing the township thousands of dollars in our efforts to fix them. We will file charges to recover costs once we discover who is perpetrating this deed. Please call the tip hotline 888 920-1340 if you have any information.
Letter to the editor—This concerned citizen called the tip hotline. I've been placed on hold with an "undetermined" wait time. It's been 12 hours.
ReplyDeleteToo funny, Barbara!
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